Four couples. One gunshot wound. Zero explanations.

Welcome to a posh New York townhouse, where four affluent couples have gathered to celebrate the 10th wedding anniversary of the Deputy Mayor. The only problem? The host has just shot himself in the earlobe, his wife is missing, and the kitchen staff have vanished! Desperate to avoid a political scandal, the first guests scramble to hide the truth. But as the other eccentric couples arrive, the web of lies multiplies into an avalanche of miscommunications, temporary physical ailments, and wild gossip. Don’t miss Neil Simon's uproarious, fast-paced comic masterpiece—a classic farce where the only thing more ridiculous than the truth... is the lies trying to cover it up.

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Please note: This play is intended for an adult audience, as it contains adult language and situations.

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Rumors is presented by arrangement with Concord Theatricals on behalf of Samuel French, Inc.
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